You know that Ukrainian boat that exploded off the coast of Mariupol two weeks ago?

GO. INTO. THE WATER. LIVE THERE. DIE THERE.

Well, the Japanese media is calling it a mine that was strategically placed. And Moscow is 
claiming it was a separatist made bomb that blew up as the crew tried pulling the object aboard. I also learned I need to get better at following up on rapidly evolving current events if I talk about them on here, for your sake, reader, and my sake, Future Thor, when you're looking through these old archives for something.